The Boatswains - Extra Leg Lyrics

Some people think I'm that just plain silly
And others think I'm weird
Because I have a Mohawk
And dreadlocks in my beard

But I don't think that what they say
Means anything at all
Because I have something
They can't buy at the mall

There's a Siamese twin that growing out the side of me
Just so happy knowing that it was him instead of me
Sometimes I think he's thinking 'bout something that I said
There will always be a part of him creeping 'round my head

I have an extra arm that's growing
Like a tail above my crack
And it really comes in handy
When I have to scratch my back

My girlfriend says she wishes
That I'd have this thing removed
But I sit back and tell her
I that I think she's being rude

There's a Siamese twin that growing out the side of me
Just so happy knowing that it was him instead of me
Sometimes I think he's thinking 'bout something that I said
There will always be a part of him creeping 'round my head

I don't know why it happened
But I often speculate
That it was my parents' doing
They were warned they shouldn't date
But they had no way of knowing
That we would end up as one
Doctors blame the water
God osmosis weighs a ton

They call us Extra Leg
Like a dog with only three
Strangers cry out Extra Leg
And sometimes extra knee
I can't take this any more
Havin' trouble getting through the door
Buying shoes is such a chore
We'd be better off with four

There's a Siamese twin that growing out the side of me
Just so happy knowing that it was him instead of me
Sometimes I think he's thinking 'bout something that I said
There will always be a part of him creeping 'round my head

They call us Extra Leg
Like a dog with one two three
Strangers cry out Extra Leg
And sometimes extra knee
I can't take this any more
Havin' trouble getting through the door
Buying shoes is such a chore
We'd be better off with four