You left me sittin' here in my double wide trailer
You said that you'd be back maybe sooner or later
Sooner or later has come and its gone and I'm
Lonely tonight
You said you want a man who's not gonna hurt you
You're twice as big as me so how could I hurt you
You said you meant your heart and well I guess that
Maybe you're right
You took my laundry money and case of root beer
You slashed my Honda tire when you said I'm outta here
My neighbor's knocking on my door 'cause he can't stand to hear me
Cryin' out loud
I cried so hard that I let out some gas
Cryin' out loud
Why can't I have a love that doesn't kick me in the teeth
You took my Jimmy Buffet tape you said you haven't seen it
You ran over my grandma's cat you said you didn't mean it
You told me I'm a loser and a weasel and a poser
And I got no right
To call you my girlfriend even though that's my Van Halen shirt
To ask you to be nicer when you push my face into the dirt
To ask you to come over for tamales and some drinks
In my trailer tonight
You took my laundry money and case of root beer
You slashed my Honda tire when you said I'm outta here
My neighbor's knocking on my door 'cause he can't stand to hear me
Cryin' out loud
I cried so hard that I let out some gas
Cryin' out loud
Why can't I have a love that doesn't kick me in the teeth
You took my Jimmy Buffet tape you said you haven't seen it
You ran over my grandma's cat you said you didn't mean it
You told me I'm a loser and a weasel and a poser
And I got no right
To call you my girlfriend even though that's my Van Halen shirt
To ask you to be nicer when you push my face into the dirt
To ask you to come over for tamales and some drinks
In my trailer tonight
You took my laundry money and case of root beer
You slashed my Honda tire when you said I'm outta here
My neighbor's knocking on my door 'cause he can't stand to hear me
Cryin' out loud
I cried so hard that I let out some gas
Cryin' out loud
Why can't I have a love that doesn't kick me in the teeth