The Boatswains - Goodbye Lyrics

You say you've had enough of me and that you're leaving
Well you know
I hate to see you go
It hurts to see you walk away in this way
I guess there's something I should say
So here it goes

Goodbye

Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye

You scratched my records
Killed my fish
Drank from my favorite glass
You've got forty proof running through your veins
And you think that you've got class
My dog's got one less leg
Than he did on the day that I met you
I've got to hit the ginger ale
In hopes that I'll forget you

Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye

You took some Taekwondo and kicked me in the back
You stepped on my r.c. car that I got from Radio Shack
Your parents' house smells funny and your dad has one glass eye
Your aunt has got a moustache and a tattoo on her thigh
You could not hit a softball if it meant saving my own life
One ginger ale haze rotten trip to Vegas and I almost made you my wife
Each one of my root beer cans has been crushed on your forehead
You don't know how many times that I would wish I'd wake up dead

Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye

Your cooking stinks your hair stinks worse
And I'm sick of all your friends
You can't drive a car drive a boat fly a plane
And your mood swings never end
Your sisters all hit on me at least a half a dozen times
Your brother hit on me too
But that was after too much wine

Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye