The Boatswains - Pork Rinds Lyrics

The Boatswains on a camping trip
Took a break from bein' famous
Sittin' around about campfire
Writin' songs that wouldn't shame us
JoJo had too much ginger ale
And he fell in the lake and he started to flail
Guitarzan yelled to Cool Hand
Boy run go get your truck

Cool Hand took about seven steps
And he stopped and turned around
Deciding how to break the news
As JoJo bobbed up and down
He turned to 'Zan with a tear in his eye
He said hey good buddy I just can't lie
I sold my truck so I can afford
The things I need to buy

Like pork rinds and root beer
And chilli in a can
The things I just can't live without
The things that make me a man
An autographed picture of Chevy Chase
To help keep a smile upon my face
And a brand new pair of flip flops
So I won't have to tie my shoes

Guitarzan felt a sting in his chest
Like he just got kicked in the shin
JoJo had stopped screamin' by now
Hypothermia settin' in
Guitarzan grabbed his chest and cried
I only got to ride in your truck three times
And I never even got a chance
To see you roll the window down

Now Cool Hand was feelin' pretty bad
About sellin' his four wheel horse
Guitarzan used a tree branch
To steer JoJo back on course
When JoJo drifted up to shore
He said I ain't drinkin' ginger ale no more
And how could you sell the pickup
That you treated like a son

And Cool Hand Fluke replied

For pork rinds and root beer
And chilli in a can
The things I just can't live without
The things that make me a man
An autographed picture of Chevy Chase
To help keep a smile upon my face
And a brand new pair of flip flops
So I won't have to tie my shoes