The Boatswains - Smelly Hands Lyrics

Mason the handsome alien
Stepped out of his UFO
Said he had no place to be
Nowhere left to go
Travelled through the galaxy
Through many different lands
And all he had to show
Were his sweaty smelly hands

Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
There's danger in his eye's
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
Don't be tricked by his lies
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
He'll lie to you
He'll probe you
He'll mess your junk all up
That's right
That's right

Smelly hands
Smelly Hands
Stay away from him if you can
Smelly hands
Smelly Hands
Stay away from him if you can
Smelly hands
Smelly Hands
Smelly hands

Mason asked me to dance
As the mariachi band played
Smelled his Brut aftershave
As the lights began to fade
He was mesmerizing me
With a look I didn't trade
It was weird we both were boys
And I began to be afraid

Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
There's danger in his eye's
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
Don't be tricked by his lies
Smelly Hands
Smelly Hands
He'll lie to you
He'll probe you
He'll mess your junk all up
That's right
That's right