With a wink of his eye he hopped on his horse
He lowered his hat and he charted his course
With a taco in his hand and a tear in his eye
He hugged the other Boatswain and he said Goodbye
The sorry Boatswain
The sorry Boatswain
He's a skinny little boy from a great big city
He's got no talent and he shows no pity
He the funniest thing that you ever saw
He's got a New York swagger and a California draw
The sorry Boatswain
The sorry Boatswain
He's skinny as a rope and shorter than dirt
If you're in some in pain he'll extend the hurt
How the band will do now it's hard to tell
A million more in fans and a million more in sales
The sorry Boatswain
The sorry Boatswain
They'll rock your world while singing their song
Always doing right and sometimes wrong
With songs of joy and hearts of sorrow
He misses his friends JoJo and Guitarro
The sorry Boatswain
The sorry Boatswain
The sorry Boatswain
The sorry Boatswain