Bob's Burgers - Bad Things Are Bad Lyrics

(Tisdale, Brian Huskey, & Bob's Burger)

[Mr. Fischoeder:]
Where's your family, Bob? Why aren't they looking for us?!
[Bob:]
I don't know! Maybe they didn't get our text!
[Mr. Fischoeder:]
Well, things are bad, Bob. Things are very bad.

[Bob:]
I never thought this is how I would go [(Calvin:]
Ooh)
Here under the pier tied to Mr. Fischoe...
...Der, but looks like Linda will be a widow (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Oh, bad things are bad

[Linda:]I fear that my Bob's in a terrible place
[Andy:]
Maybe you'll find him inside Of this vase
[Zeke:]
Maybe a lion is eating his face?
[Tammy:]
Oh, bad things are bad

[Randy:]
Maybe your Dad was tied up by a sailor?
[Rudy:]
I'll help you look after I pump this inhaler
[Jimmy, Jr.:]
Check out my pants, they are perfectly tailored
[Tina (spoken):]
Oh, yeah, nice.
[Jimmy, Jr.(spoken):]
Thanks.
[Gene:]
Oh, bad things are bad

[Teddy:]
Oh, I wish that Bob would come back
I could really use a big snack
Okay, it's not a burger but I'll just pretend it is and maybe cry

[Felix:]
I did what I had to, I have no regrets
I murdered my brother for power and sex
What's this weird feeling inside of my chest?
[Fanny:]
Why do you keep not looking at my breasts?
[Felix:]
Oh, bad things are bad

[Bob:]
Farewell, cruel world, looks like I'll die alone
[Calvin:]
If only you'd purchased a better cell phone
[Bob:]
And now I'll never know who wins Game of Thrones
[Bob and Calvin:]
Oh Things are bad!