Bob's Burgers - Die Hard / Working Girl Musical Medley Lyrics

(David Wain, Eugene Mirman, Dan Mintz, H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts, Kristen Schaal, Melissa Galsky, & Bob's Burgers)

[Linda:]
(whispering loudly) My son's doing Die Hard: The Musical in the basement! It's a competing musical! It's competing with this one right now!
[Audience member:]
Shh!
[Linda:]
(whispering loudly) Ah, you're jealous!
[Audience member:]
Shh!

[Jocelyn, Julie and Rupa:]
This is a boat, a boat that is a ferry
Ferry on the water, Staten Island Ferry

[Courtney:]
I'm a working girl, a workin' working girl, I'm a girl who's working
I work in New York City

[Gene:]
All aboard the plane from New York to Los Angeles! (plane sounds) Thanks, Argyle! Boy, that guy on the airplane was right about taking my shoes off!

I'm a barefoot cop, oh....

[Courtney:]
Coffee, coffee, coffee's all I get [(Jocelyn and Julie:]Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee)
How'm I gonna get ahead (Coffee, coffee)

[Gene:]
I'm Grubin', I'm Hans Gruber and I'm Grubin'
And sometimes that can mean shootin', Mr. Takagi in the head

[Tina:]
Hey, this is Katherine, you work for me
I've broken my leg while trying to ski
Do me a favor and fill in for me
Even though I stole your radio deal idea For Trask Industries
[Courtney:]
You did what?!

[Gene:]
Fight scene, fight scene, we're gonna have a fight scene
(grunting)
[Bob:]
Oh my God!
[Linda:]
Uh, excuse me. Uh, excuse me. I know, right? He's magnificent! Oh, it's warm in here! Hey, did Louise charge you five bucks?
[Bob:]
Yes.
[Linda:]
Alright!

[Courtney:]
I have a head for business and a bod for sin
(Jimmy, Jr.) Well I want both, so count me in!

[Gene:]
Oh, the life of the wife of a cop
Makes my head spin around like a top
He's always (inaudible under speech)

[Louise:]
Hey hey! Five bucks!
[Doug:]
What's going on?!
[Courtney:]
You're doing your Die Hard musical?! Oh, I love the Holly Gennero McClane number!

I'm Holly Gennero McClane

That Johnny McClane's driving this gal insane
Oh, the life of the wife of a cop