(Larry Murphy, Tim Dacey, & Bob's Burgers)
I'm falling for Helen and there's no tellin'
Just how far a fella can fall for sure-footed, strong-armed, wild-eyed widow like Helen
Buh, buh-dah-dah, buh-duhm there's no tellin'
Just how far a fella can fall for a pill-poppin', home-wreckin' long-necked widow like Helen
Bah, bah-dah-dah, bump-ba Bah, da, bah-dah-dah, ba, bup (I'm falling for Helen).
[Thanks to dstockhoff for correcting these lyrics]