Nice Things Are Nice Video (MV)

(H. Jon Benjamin, Kevin Kline, Jordan Peele, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, John Roberts, Dan Mintz, & Bob's Burgers)

[Bob:]
I know you're already a wealthy-ish guy
But think of what that condo money could buy
And I'd open up Bob's Beach Burgers and Fries
Oh, nice things are nice

[Calvin (spoken):]
Uh-uh, not interested

[Bob:]
Your own private island, a million eye patches [(Calvin:]No, I don't think so)
A gold swimming pool l to hold all of your cashes (No, sorry, Bob)
I'd hire real waiters who all have mustaches (No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Oh, nice things are nice

[Fanny:]
Soon you will see just how nice life can be
When you start raking in condo people's money
(Linda) Ooh, I love this dress, does it come In size three?
[Fanny (Spoken):]
Uh-uh.
[Linda (Spoken):]
Okay, six?
[Fanny (Spoken):]
Uh-uh.
[Linda (Spoken):]
Okay, ten?
[Fanny:]Oh, nice things are nice

[Tina:]
I'm chained to Mr. Goiter ((Gene and Louise)La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
In hopes that they don't destroy her (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
Okay, it's not a her, but I really really wanted it to rhyme (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaa)

[Bob:]
A legion of servants, all at your command
An army of tigers, like you always planned
[Calvin:]
I could buy my own missiles to launch at Englaa [spoken:]ahah, nevermind, I'm not telling.
[Bob:]
My sophisticated burgers they would understand.
[Bob and Calvin:]
Oh, nice things are nice

(Waiter): You guys! 'Scuse me! There's no singing in here.
[Bob:]
Oh.
[Waiter:]
Thank you.
[Bob:]
Sorry.
[Mr. Fischoeder:]
Sorry.
[Bob:]
Terrible.
[Waiter:]
Thank you.
[Bob:]
Got carried away.