Bob's Burgers - Silent Love Lyrics

(Eugene Mirman, H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, David Wain, John Michael Higgins, & Bob's Burgers)

[Courtney:]
Attention, everbody, look at me, birthday girl talking! C'mon! Everyone!
[Doug:]
They make a cute couple, huh?
[Bob:]
They certainly are... standing next to each other.
[Courtney:]
Mr. Belcher! I said attention!
[Bob:]
He talked first...
[Doug:]
He asked me a question.
[Courtney:]
(sighs)
[Bob:]
No, I didn't.
[Doug:]
Well, you did too.
[Courntey:]
Um, okay. Anyway, Gene's written a love jingle about me and he's gonna perform it now! (slurps)
[Gene:]
This is more of an "extended jingle jam slash demo reel". I call it "Silent Love".
[Courtney:]
(laughs)

[Gene:]
When I close my eyes, then I cover my ears,
It's almost like you are near
It's a silent love! Shhh.
[Courtney:]
Silent love!
[Gene:]
Shhh!
(Courtney: ) Silent love!
[Gene:]
No, seriously. Shhh!
[Courtney:]
Talkin' 'bout silent love!
[Gene:]
Stop singing!
[Courtney:]
All the ladies in the house now! Silent love!
[Woman:]
Silent love?
[Gene:]
(growls)
[Courtney:]
Gene! I did a "fellas in the house"! I can't do the ladies and not do the fellas!
[Gene:]
JUST BE QUIET!!!
[Courtney:]
LET ME SING!!!
[Gene:]
NO! IT'S NOT A DUET!!!
[Courtney:]
Silent love!
[Gene:]
(growls)
[Courtney:]
It's a sillent-
[Gene:]
YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!!!
[Courtney:]
What? (breathes)
[Gene:]
JUST STOP SINGING, STOP TALKING, STOP BREATHING!!!
(crowd gasps)
[Courtney:]
(stops breathing, faints)

(ambulance siren)
[Gene:]
Do you think I've ruined her birthday?
[Boy:]
Nah!