Bones - Ms Discipline Lyrics

I don't even know her real name
She can be sadistic but I love her just the same
I call her Mistress Discipline cuz' she makes me pay for all my sins
And when I'm good she let's me pet her kitty

Well she makes me call her Mommy and she spanks me when I'm bad
I never know just what I'm in for when I see her
But every week when I get paid I'm right there knockin' at her door
And I won't be feeling guilty anymore

The other night she heard me cryin'
So she changed my name to Susan and she made me wear a dress
Then she strapped me down and climbed on top
And she went to work with a riding crop
She taught me Mommy always knows what's best

Well she makes me feel like Midas when she showers me in gold
I never know just what I'm in for when I see her
But every week when I get paid I'm right there knockin' at her door
And it won't be long before
And I won't be feeling guilty anymore
She's not the kind of lady that you can take home to your mother
But when the paddle cracks my ass well I remember why I love her

Oh sometimes I get audacious and pretend I haven't learned
But she knows that I'll say anything just to feel that rack-wheel turn
Still every week when I get paid I'm right there knockin' at her door
And it won't be long before
She'll have me kneelin' on her floor
And I won't be feeling guilty anymore