Eight little nerds, a book club of no renown
Came up with the idea, "let's go on an adventure!"
We checked the board, ah great, rats in a cellar
Classic beginners quest, down we went
Swarmed and beaten, these rats were huge
Eight little nerds, only for a day
Beaten and broken, but hey!
On to the next one!
Seven little nerds, on a quest once again
This time goblins on the menu, a raid must be quenched
A mob they met, Richard drew his blade,
Outnumbered and cornered, he fought but failed
Tia Kika tried to heal him, alas, to no avail
I cast a spell, forgot the words
Slung a stone instead, oh god! That must've hurt
Down went the goblins, along with our friend
I guess "on to the next one!" once again...
One by one, the party falls,
To fangs, to fire, inside dungeon walls.
Each quest's a trial, each step unsure,
We laugh, we cry, and then endure!
Oh, onward we stumble, onward we go,
Through quests and blunders, the chaos will flow.
Heroes we're not, but stories we weave,
From eight to two, we'll still believe!
Six little nerds, rallied 'round a fire
The cold bit hard, the situation dire
My spell of comfort failed, but Tia Kika prevailed
A shining beam of light, a comfort for sore eyes
But famish kicked in, with no end in sight
Daniella searched for prey, but prey she herself became
A werewolf bit her, the curse transferred and grew
Guess what happened next! I had to cut her head.
I went for my axe and a battle commenced
She was backed by some, our group was split
Famish and curses spun us into a crazy fit
I chopped and swung, threw stone and spit
Tia bashed her shield, ducked under my armpit
We won that day, but lost a lot
Six little nerds down, to a three
But hey! On to next one, I say!
Oh, onward we stumble, onward we go,
Through quests and blunders, the chaos will flow.
Heroes we're not, but stories we weave,
From eight to two, we'll still believe!
Three little nerds, down from eight
Got ourselves a contract, find a dwarf filled with hate
We found him in Tunnebruk, wearing a weird little hat
In an alley we faced him, I cast a spell again
This time it went like, when a golfer screams "fore!"
Backfired onto Sara, burnt her to a crisp
Now it's just you and me, my dear Tia Kika Tommy
On to the next one, I guess!
One by one, the party falls,
To fangs, to fire, inside dungeon walls.
Each quest's a trial, each step unsure,
We laugh, we cry, and then endure!
Oh, onward we stumble, onward we go,
Through quests and blunders, the chaos will flow.
Heroes we're not, but stories we weave,
From eight to two, we'll still believe!
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Eight little nerds, a book club of no renown
Came up with the idea, "let's go on an adventure!"
We checked the board, ah great, rats in a cellar
Classic beginners quest, down we went
Swarmed and beaten, these rats were huge
Eight little nerds, only for a day
Beaten and broken, but hey!
On to the next one!
Seven little nerds, on a quest once again
This time goblins on the menu, a raid must be quenched
A mob they met, Richard drew his blade,
Outnumbered and cornered, he fought but failed
Tia Kika tried to heal him, alas, to no avail
I cast a spell, forgot the words
Slung a stone instead, oh god! That must've hurt
Down went the goblins, along with our friend
I guess "on to the next one!" once again...
One by one, the party falls,
To fangs, to fire, inside dungeon walls.
Each quest's a trial, each step unsure,
We laugh, we cry, and then endure!
Oh, onward we stumble, onward we go,
Through quests and blunders, the chaos will flow.
Heroes we're not, but stories we weave,
From eight to two, we'll still believe!
Six little nerds, rallied 'round a fire
The cold bit hard, the situation dire
My spell of comfort failed, but Tia Kika prevailed
A shining beam of light, a comfort for sore eyes
But famish kicked in, with no end in sight
Daniella searched for prey, but prey she herself became
A werewolf bit her, the curse transferred and grew
Guess what happened next! I had to cut her head.
I went for my axe and a battle commenced
She was backed by some, our group was split
Famish and curses spun us into a crazy fit
I chopped and swung, threw stone and spit
Tia bashed her shield, ducked under my armpit
We won that day, but lost a lot
Six little nerds down, to a three
But hey! On to next one, I say!
Oh, onward we stumble, onward we go,
Through quests and blunders, the chaos will flow.
Heroes we're not, but stories we weave,
From eight to two, we'll still believe!
Three little nerds, down from eight
Got ourselves a contract, find a dwarf filled with hate
We found him in Tunnebruk, wearing a weird little hat
In an alley we faced him, I cast a spell again
This time it went like, when a golfer screams "fore!"
Backfired onto Sara, burnt her to a crisp
Now it's just you and me, my dear Tia Kika Tommy
On to the next one, I guess!
One by one, the party falls,
To fangs, to fire, inside dungeon walls.
Each quest's a trial, each step unsure,
We laugh, we cry, and then endure!
Oh, onward we stumble, onward we go,
Through quests and blunders, the chaos will flow.
Heroes we're not, but stories we weave,
From eight to two, we'll still believe!
Came up with the idea, "let's go on an adventure!"
We checked the board, ah great, rats in a cellar
Classic beginners quest, down we went
Swarmed and beaten, these rats were huge
Eight little nerds, only for a day
Beaten and broken, but hey!
On to the next one!
Seven little nerds, on a quest once again
This time goblins on the menu, a raid must be quenched
A mob they met, Richard drew his blade,
Outnumbered and cornered, he fought but failed
Tia Kika tried to heal him, alas, to no avail
I cast a spell, forgot the words
Slung a stone instead, oh god! That must've hurt
Down went the goblins, along with our friend
I guess "on to the next one!" once again...
One by one, the party falls,
To fangs, to fire, inside dungeon walls.
Each quest's a trial, each step unsure,
We laugh, we cry, and then endure!
Oh, onward we stumble, onward we go,
Through quests and blunders, the chaos will flow.
Heroes we're not, but stories we weave,
From eight to two, we'll still believe!
Six little nerds, rallied 'round a fire
The cold bit hard, the situation dire
My spell of comfort failed, but Tia Kika prevailed
A shining beam of light, a comfort for sore eyes
But famish kicked in, with no end in sight
Daniella searched for prey, but prey she herself became
A werewolf bit her, the curse transferred and grew
Guess what happened next! I had to cut her head.
I went for my axe and a battle commenced
She was backed by some, our group was split
Famish and curses spun us into a crazy fit
I chopped and swung, threw stone and spit
Tia bashed her shield, ducked under my armpit
We won that day, but lost a lot
Six little nerds down, to a three
But hey! On to next one, I say!
Oh, onward we stumble, onward we go,
Through quests and blunders, the chaos will flow.
Heroes we're not, but stories we weave,
From eight to two, we'll still believe!
Three little nerds, down from eight
Got ourselves a contract, find a dwarf filled with hate
We found him in Tunnebruk, wearing a weird little hat
In an alley we faced him, I cast a spell again
This time it went like, when a golfer screams "fore!"
Backfired onto Sara, burnt her to a crisp
Now it's just you and me, my dear Tia Kika Tommy
On to the next one, I guess!
One by one, the party falls,
To fangs, to fire, inside dungeon walls.
Each quest's a trial, each step unsure,
We laugh, we cry, and then endure!
Oh, onward we stumble, onward we go,
Through quests and blunders, the chaos will flow.
Heroes we're not, but stories we weave,
From eight to two, we'll still believe!
Writer: Niklas Björk
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid