Boomer Money - Bed Bugs Lyrics

Don't make a sound or the bedbugs will hear you
And sleep on the ground so they won't crawl up near you
Make sure to roll around so you'll crush them in your sleep
Those little shits are bound to bite you with their teeth

You better roll over cause the bedbugs might bite you
They'll sink their teeth into your leg and then they might chew
They'll rip a chunk off, make it bleed just to spite you
They'll place their jaws around your skin and then they'll bite right through

Check under your sheets, there might be bedbugs in your bed
Don't go to sleep, there might be bedbugs in your bed
360 degrees, there might be bedbugs in your bed
Don't make a peep, there might be bedbugs in your bed

I don't know why these women always sleeping with these bugs
Maybe they're addictive and intriguing like a drug
And why do they like beds but they don't like rugs
That's probably the reason that they'll never have my trust

They're more bedridden than myself post-breakup
Think about all of the space that they could take up
In a tall shag carpet in the back of a truck
That's technically a bed so they shouldn't give a f*ck

Turns out they like carpets, actually, I just googled it
I just drew a picture of a bedbug, yeah I doodled it
I think I'll make a bedbug NFT collection
And I'll send one to my wife to show her my affection

Cause bedbugs are the biggest f*cking threat to my life
Why the f*ck they gotta be sleeping with my wife
All up on her body like every f*cking night
Sleeping with a married woman, that just ain't right, man

I can't have these f*cking bedbugs always cucking me
I have no proof she's cheating but my wife ain't f*cking me
Who's the strange dick giving her that tender sex
It's gotta be those bugs, they left marks on her neck

And when she's in her bed she won't reply to my texts
Those bugs tryna turn my f*cking wife to my ex
But I'm way taller than him like a f*cking T-Rex
And I'm popping all these checks, I got ice on my neck

Check under your sheets, there might be bedbugs in your bed
Don't go to sleep, there might be bedbugs in your bed
360 degrees, there might be bedbugs in your bed
Don't make a peep, there might be bedbugs in your bed

They'll crawl into your ears and tell you things you wouldn't wanna hear
Like how she doesn't wear her wedding ring when they get near her
They'll corrupt your mind and make you think like a bedbug
They'll sell your every thought to the gov like a web bug

There might be bedbugs in your bed
Don't go to sleep, there might be bedbugs in your bed
Shut down your PC, there might be web bugs in your head
Don't make a peep or they'll report you to the feds

Goodnight, sleep tight and please don't let those bedbugs bite
I tried to fight for my right to stay married to my wife
She said those mites just said hi, but I know that that's a lie
Curse my eagle eye, wish I didn't have to say goodbye

I wish I didn't have to say
Don't go to sleep, there might be bedbugs in your bed
360 degrees, there might be bedbugs in your bed
Don't make a peep, there might be bedbugs in your bed