The Bored Vikings - Coffee Lover's Paradise Lyrics

Walkin' into the café, the choices blow my mind,
So many flavors, I'm in a bind,
Caffeine-free, hazelnut, sugar-free delight,
Oat milk, almond milk, keepin' it light.
Coffee choices, can't make up my mind,
So many flavors, it's a wild grind,
From the beans to the cream, it's a coffee dream,
Southern rockin' with my java scheme.
There's a latte on the menu, but should I get a chai?
Espresso or cappuccino, oh my!
Soy milk, coconut, or good ol' half and half,
This coffee revolution, it's makin' me laugh.
Coffee choices, can't make up my mind,
So many flavors, it's a wild grind,
From the beans to the cream, it's a coffee dream,
Southern rockin' with my java scheme.
Mochas and macchiatos, caramel or vanilla,
Pumpkin spice or peppermint, it's a coffee thriller,
Iced or hot, tall or grande, decisions I gotta make,
It's a coffee lover's paradise, for goodness' sake.
So I'll mix it up daily, try something new,
One day a flat white, the next a cold brew,
With every sip I take, it's a brand new day,
In this coffee wonderland, I'm here to stay.
Coffee choices, can't make up my mind,
So many flavors, it's a wild grind,
From the beans to the cream, it's a coffee dream,
Southern rockin' with my java scheme.
So here's to the baristas, and their magic brew,
Keeping us caffeinated, with a touch of something new,
With every cup, we raise, in this café delight,
Southern rockin' coffee, morning, noon, and night.
Coffee choices, can't make up my mind,
So many flavors, it's a wild grind,
From the beans to the cream, it's a coffee dream,
Southern rockin' with my java scheme.