Hey there, uh, I wrote a song on some weird microtonal instruments
Would you like to, well, yeah, would'ya, yeah
Well, yeah, they don't sound like regular instruments
But they don't really sound all that foreign, either, so I, yeah
M'kay, yeah, well, would you like to, yeah
But I did spend a lot of time trying to come up with some of the hrm
Alright, fine, it's not like I really wanted you to hear it or anything
No, it's not like the last album, this one's totally different
No I can't really describe it, I call it metal, but, well, well
Yeah, I guess you don't think it's metal but, wait, wait, if
If you didn't listen to it how in the hell did you even
Know, well, hey man, that's cool, I mean everybody has his own personal taste
You know, no, I, I'm not going to
Subscribe to your magazine, but I tell you what
If you buy a copy of, well, could you at least check out my
Well, it's not like it's putting any obligation on you, anyway
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I'll be interesting enough
Look at me, I'm nothing special
Deep down I know I'm not interesting enough
Hey there, uh you- you know what really irks me?
No, well, I'll tell you anyway
I've been kind of pulling my heart out and throwing it into your face with these songs
And yeah, well yeah, it's
I was kind of hoping you'd at least tell me what you thought of them
And, well, I never heard back from you
So I just guess I assumed that you didn't like them
But, well, ha ha, I'm kind of a masochist, and perhaps a bit of an ineffective sadist, so, anyway, yeah
I wrote another one for you to listen to, or not listen to, or whatever
Well, this time I was hoping you could at least tell me how much you hated it
So I can at least get a better
Understanding of how much time I could waste trying to do something worthwhile like this
Or, hmm, yeah, knowing how much of a waste of oxygen
I am to the rest of the community really helps inspire
Me to write more terrible music like this, so your feedback is really greatly appreciated
Wait, what, you actually might have liked that one song a few years back? That's swell
I'm excited to hear that because it makes me happy, but, oh, yeah, well, maybe not
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I'll be interesting enough
Look at me, I'm nothing special
Deep down I know I'm not interesting enough
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I'll be interesting enough
Look at me, I'm nothing special
Deep down I know I'm not interesting enough
Wow, so you actually made it to the third verse of this song
That's pretty impressive, 'cause
Who am I kidding, nobody's listening to this
Yeah, so you might have noticed this song is really self deprecating
And it's all supposed to be in good fun
So, you know, if you made it this far, then, I think, you probably enjoyed it a little bit
But uh, yeah, you know, but my CD, and support me
Give me some money, you know, help me buy food for my kids
That'd be really nice of you
Oh, what's that? You don't have any money?
Yeah, well I guess that's just the day and age we live in
But, yeah, I mean, anything you can do to promote this, just get people to listen to new music
Even if it's not me - even if it's somebody else, or some local bands that are in your area
'Cause you know, it's really a struggle for everybody
And just so you know, the rest of the third verse is all instrumental, so you get to just, kind of
Listen to this guitar riff, I, I thought it was pretty cool
Ah, psych
What kind of depraved individual would I be if I didn't subject you to my voice?
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I'll be interesting enough
Look at me, I'm nothing special
Deep down I know I'm not interesting enough
Would you like to see what I do?
Would you like to hear what I say?
Would you like to feel what I grove?
Would you like to see what I do?
Would you like to hear what I say?
Would you like to feel what I grove?
Would you like to see what I do?
Would you like to hear what I say?
Would you like to feel what I grove?
Would you like to see what I do?
Would you like to hear what I say?
Would you like to feel what I grove?
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I'll be interesting enough
Look at me, I'm nothing special
Deep down I know I'm not interesting enough
You know I feel like nothing special
I keep hoping I'll be interesting enough
Look at me, I'm nothing special
Deep down I know I'm not interesting enough
Would you like to see what I do?
Would you like to hear what I say?
Would you like to feel what I grove?