Bowls - Two Feet Lyrics

I've got two feet
But they don't do what I need
I've got two legs
But they don't end in my feet
I've got two friends
And they don't seem to like me
I'd say, but I think
That they'd find it funny

I've been unable
To keep myself clean
I've said too much
Now I don't know what I mean
I've been misleading
My words have been unclear
Cause I say what I want
And you hear what you hear

Two friends and
Dead ends
A deadbeat
With crows feet
The eyes that I own
They don't look straight