Boy Crazy... With Their Hit Song - Studio Apartment Lyrics

So... this is my place. It's pretty cozy
Over there is my kitchen... yeah, and then right over here is my bed
Sorry that it's a bit messy, you know I wasn't expecting any guests
It gets a bit cold in the winter
I don't know why I told you that
Anyways... over there are my plants
I gave them names: this one's Gregory
Persephone... Evangeline... Artyem... that one's Utah

This is Boy Crazy, here to take you on a journey: of love, fear hate passion
So buckle up, and prepare yourself, for what is to come

1, 2, 3, 4!

All my pots and pans are on the floor
'Cause my landlord still hasn't fixed the leaky roof
My sheet pans they don't fit the oven and my burners are all crooked
How am I going to make dinner?
The walls are so thin I can hear all the things that my neighbors do
Especially the raucous coitus
The laundry still takes quarters and the bank's already closed
Does anybody have any quarters?

Livin' like I've always been told to
Livin' like I've always been told to
Guess it could be worse

Well, it's close to public transit and right near where I work
There's almost enough room in here for the things I can't afford
But still not enough for the things that I can
I guess the neighbors are nice, in spite of their insatiable appetites
I guess the rent's okay!

Livin' like I've always been told to
Takin' from the hats won't save you
Guess it could be worse