Boy With Rocket - Merry Freaking Christmas Lyrics

The coldest Christmas you ever spent
Was sitting around in your parent's basement
With the heat and the bathroom flue
Making the mirrors all look blue

There's the family on the wall
Smiling down at you
The words leading you down the hall
Are oozing out with yule

And oh, it's hard.
So hard.

Peace on earth, good will to men
I hope you choke on it
If letting go would make it so
You could have all my shit

Light a candle on a tree
Let's see what you might get
Peace on earth to all my peeps
And merry freaking Christmas--to all the kids

You board up the telephone
No one needs to know where you are right now
There's some movies on the box
Lighting up the room

There's yoda's face by the fireplace
And R2D2

Peace on earth, good will to men
I hope you choke on it
If letting go would make it so
You could have all my shit

Light a candle on a tree
Let's see what you might get
Peace on earth to all my peeps
And merry freaking Christmas--to all the kids