[ Featuring the Bootstraps ]
I'm sitting in my car
In the middle of nowhere
And I just left my love
For the last time
She said it's me or the dog
Now baby I don't know
If I can leave him behind
Just look at those puppy dog eyes
Well I still got my dog
Now talk about a man's best friend
Now what's our next step
I take a walk to clear my mind
I see a big ol' buck
And I'm cockin' my shotgun
I'll bring it home for the boys
I've found a place to call my own
I see a big ol' bear
And I'm cockin' my shotgun
We eaten good tonight
We eaten good tonight
I feel like a new man
I'm fending for myself
Got some sweet ice tea
I'm living the real dream
I'm still thinkin' bought my girl
In her pretty red dress
But then I remember I got my dog
Yeah and my 12 gauge friend
I take a walk to clear my mind
I see a big ol' duck
And i'm cockin' my shotgun
I'll bring it home for the boys
I've found a place to call my own
I see a big ol' hare
And I'm cockin' my shotgun
We eaten good tonight
From all the kids we could've had
And all the dogs we could've pat
When did everything slip by the wayside
We could've had a family
Instead you said no to me
I wouldn't have it any other way
Take a walk to clear my mind
Suddenly we lock eyes
And cupid's cockin' my shotgun
I'll bring ya home as my wife
Now it's us and the dog
We see my ex wife
And we're cockin' our shotguns
F*ck my ex wife
F*ck my ex wife
Yeah f*ck my ex wife
F*ck my ex wife
Freedom for America
