Brad from the Valley - I'm Back in Black Lyrics

My belts not even done up
Oh like that
Sometime you just got to forge your way into the darkness
You got a light
Inside, I let it lead the way
Yall better move
No I still can't see shit

Michael Jackson tried to be bad
Even Garth Brooks did something sad
Neo from the matrix wore the hero's clad
Back in black here look at Brad
Dress like Vader death star sex wax
Fly to close to the sun and pay the death tax
Shits to easy ease up on the ex-lax
Need to feed the meter
Rob the Paul to pay the Peter
It's Peter f*cking piper and I need for us to meet up
And tell you all about the things you need to be reading
I'm busy going back in black
Probably leave you bleeding
Black hole black heart black sun seething
When the men in black said come with me
No I run with the Lord and bring a gun you see
Like and act just like your preacher
Wolf in sheep's clothing coming through your speakers

Ready to run this
Standing in the back
Stepping through the shadows
This my act
Thicker than smoke
And stronger than crack
I'm harder than steel
I'm back in black
I'm back in black like that
I'm back in black hit the sack
One more time

Put on the night light in the middle of the day
Back in black is on his way
Honestly I got something to say
Total eclipse son went way
Turn on the black light batter batter swing
Close your eyes doesn't do a thing
Pick up the hammer make the bell ring
Take it back to the nineties it's a black thing
You wouldn't understand man that's what I mean
I'm battling the brightness it's lying to me
Back in the theater can I still see
Man in the cave there's a picture of me
The terminanator black out the sky
Only took one and he learned to fly
If you could paint the white house
You could f*cking keep it
Going back in black and I'm creeping through the speakers

Ready to run this
Standing in the back
Stepping through the shadows
This my act
Thicker than smoke
And stronger than crack
I'm harder than steel
I'm back in black
I'm back in black like that
I'm back in black hit the sack
One more time

I told ya pay the bill now the lights are out
Got us sitting dark don't start now
I thought I heard a car but I got no bars
No keystone cops don't sound the alarm
I'm not armed and dangerous I'm dangerous with arms
Grab your wrist don't hit your palms
Back in black not packing a Coors
Big black gun can I give you the tour
Cock on the walk not locking the doors
The spider needs prey say no more
Fly and buzzing because I'm loving it
So sick of nothing I love you all
Back in black like bowling balls
A hole in space or the back of the moon
Start with O cause I'm coming too soon
Back in black like boom

Ready to run this
Standing in the back
Stepping through the shadows
This my act
Thicker than smoke
And stronger than crack
I'm harder than steel
I'm back in black
I'm back in black like that
I'm back in black hit the sack
One more time
Not again