Mr. Bones, he calls this "the tones"
It is ancient, from his old tome
It's an old song, everyone once knew
It goes like this, he wrote it for you
I'll play with your heart
And the powers of fate
And perform a feat
At my honest weight
Introducing my lady
Mrs. Bones
I love her so dearly
Her name is Simone
Give me the tones
Mr. Bones
Don't lift another finger
The shows about to begin
Me and my quartet
My band without skin
And if you get tired
If you hear the phone ring
(Ring-a-ling, ring-a-ling)
If you've got to go
Just remember one thing
That I am Mr. Bones
I'll scare you right out of your skin
With my tones
I'm Mr. Bones