BrattCode Production - Oh Steve Lyrics

Hello my name is Steve
I'm on drugs today but thats okay
I just got a haircut at a pawn shop while smacking a zebra with a sofa
Neigh goes the striped pony whispering exotic stories to this guy named sony

That's a weird name

Oh Steve oh Steve with a trick up his sleeve
Rides a pink elephant whenever he leaves
He juggles spaghetti with a grin so wide
In a tutu and flippers he slides and he glides
Oh Steve Oh Steve what else might you be if not a fighting eskimo bee

And he juggles spaghetti with a grin so wide
In a tutu and flippers he slides and he glides
Oh Steve what else might you be if not a fighting eskimo bee

Then a day in the park Steve ate on this guy Clark but Clark was dead so it was okay
Beavers toddlers and gasoline I hope I don't set fire to the circus with whipped cream
Steve started a fight with a racoon today with his teeth and hardened phallus
He kept on going like a truck that smells like salmon
It was weird and abit tardy as it happened on this guys birthday party

Oh Steve oh Steve with a trick up his sleeve
Rides a pink elephant whenever he leaves
He juggles spaghetti with a grin so wide
In a tutu and flippers he slides and he glides
Oh Steve Oh Steve what else might you be if not a fighting eskimo bee

And he juggles spaghetti with a grin so wide
In a tutu and flippers he slides and he glides
Oh Steve what else might you be if not a fighting eskimo bee

At midnight in moonlight Steve found a talking shoe
It begged to go bowling what else could he do
So off they went rolling down alleys of dreams

Then Steve built a rocket from old pizza boxes
Fueled it with soda and mismatched socks
He blasted to space with a raccoon as his co-pilot
Landed on Mars where they started a riot

Martians just stared as Steve threw a parade
With confetti made from cheese and a marmalade grenade
They danced till dawn then slept in craters deep
Dreaming of Earth where weirdness doesn't sleep

Don't do drugs kids

Went to this fine dining place sitting there quiet-like as the cook worked the scene
My burger arrived looked perfect juicy an' lean
But as I took that first big bite somethin' wasn't quite right
Eager to discover here's what came to light
Instead of beef guess what? It was a pigeon behind at this dumpster scene

Oh what tales we weave when we dare to follow Steve
Through the madcap journeys that you wouldn't believe
From dining disasters to interstellar escapades
He's the master of mishaps the duke of charades

And if you think that Steve's adventures are done
Well buckle up buddy they've only just begun
With a wink and a smile he's off once more
To find the next surprise that life has in store