Brendan Sundstrom - Fast Or Slow Lyrics

What is Sundstrom doing?
Is he masturbating?
I think he's gone insane
Oh god he's got a chain

The drums
The drums
The drums
The drums
The drums
The drums
The drums
The drums

What's f*cking boys and girls
It is the best shhhhhh in the world
It is time to take off
What are you taking off?
Your socks? Because I can
Who just took off my pants?
No f*ck you f*cking bitch
You can suck my 9 inch dick

Fast songs are good for rates
Slow songs are good for dates
Fast songs are good for rates
Slow songs are good for dates

Now I'm molesting you
I'm gonna f*cking sue
Me? No you f*cking can't
Just f*cking stop your rants
Wait why should I stop?
Cut
Cut
Cut
Cut
Cut
Cut

What? What did I do wrong?
You just ruined the damn song
Wait what I supposed to...oh
You did five syllables
You're supposed to do six
Can someone get the stick?
This is so f*cking shit?
No you big dick bitch prick

Fast songs are good for rates
Slow songs are good for dates
Fast songs are good for rates
Slow songs are good for dates
Fast songs are good for rates
Slow songs are good for dates
Fast songs are good for rates
Slow songs are good for dates

("screaming")