Barman, barman, won't you bring a beer?
Something for to quench my thirst, something near and dear
Bring that gold elixir, key to heaven's door
Bring it in a pint glass, and soon a couple more
Barman, barman, you just saved my life
Cheers to you and all you do to ease our pain and strife
Barman, barman, come on back real quick
Seems this beer has gone flat, and it's lost it's kick
Don't know quite what happened, surely you can see
Please man won't you quickly pour another pint for me?
Barman, barman, you just saved my life
Cheers to you and all you do to ease our pain and strife
Barman, barman, come on back once more
Seems this beer's gone funky, tastes like wet cardboard
I wouldn't give this to my dog, 'cus he's got better taste
I will need a different beer, or else a different place
Barman, barman, sorry I must go
I've got beer back in my fridge, so I will let it flow