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Santa comes around
Maybe once a year at best
Then he just can't be found
Old mysterious Saint Nick
Don't you wanna go for a ride
Don't you wanna go get high with some friends
Waste away the wintertime
Tell the missus you'll be missing a while
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Blitzen over the town
Flying blind, going leaderless
The future's snowing down
The presents all ripped apart by the kids
Don't you know that Claus is retired
Don't you know that people have lives beyond work
Wasted on the summertime
Tell the kids amuse themselves for a while
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Three-sixty-four vacation
A beach in Canada
Well you just can't go wrong
You won't believe
The Christmas spirit's missing
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Santa comes around
Maybe once a year at best
Then he just can't be found
Old mysterious Saint Nick
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Merry Christmas