Bronnie - Modern Day Christmas Lyrics

It's that time of year, we're spreading Christmas cheer
By stocking up on beer
What? It's a modern day Christmas
Santa bar crawl tonight

Not a wooly coat in sight
Girls are getting frostbite, yeah
Well, it's a modern day Christmas

Who cares about spreading joy
It's such a joke
Christmas is about
Being scared cause we're all broke

This Christmas time
I've lost count of the number of times I've burned my tongue
On mulled wine
And eating all of Costco's mince pies
Trying to drown my sorrows
I'm being nice to people I can't stand
All year long, the cycle goes on and on and on and on and on and

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey

Secret Santa gifts should be banned
Your gifts will be from pound land
I swear Santa's evil plan
I always get the person I hate
This year's not the same
No toys, that's too lame
Santa's the one to blame
I never got my one request
All I ever wanted
Was a little green guy who knew how to fly
I never got my alien
So I sit alone and I wonder why

This Christmas time
I've lost count of the number of times I've burned my tongue
On mulled wine
And eating all of Costco's mince pies
Trying to drown my sorrows
I'm being nice to people I can't stand
All year long, the cycle goes on and on and on and on and on and

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey
On and on and on and on

On and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on

This Christmas time
I've lost count of the number of times I've burned my tongue
On mulled wine
And eating all of Costco's mince pies
Trying to drown my sorrows
I'm being nice to people I can't stand
All year long, the cycle goes on and on and on and on and on and

On and on and on and on
On and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and

On and on and on and on
On and on on and on and
It goes on
It's a modern day Christmas