Bronnie - Ur Ex Gf Lyrics

I gotta say, this fairytale is nothing I expected
But I'm dating the director, I'll pitch my answer
I could pretend, or I could break the fourth wall with you and
And make this end, but you won't listen, here is my audition

Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit
Why can't it be this way?
Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit
Why can't it be this way?

I'll play the part, I'll learn the lines
I know exactly who to be
When it's all announced
I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend

It's obvious
The role I'm playing isn't doing much for me
It's fading away, you won't admit it, think it's time to quit it

Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit
Why can't it be this way?
Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit
Why can't it be this way?

I'll play the part, I'll learn the lines
I know exactly who to be when it's all announced
I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend
Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit
Why can't it be this way?
When it's all announced
I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend

It's time to take the final bow
The crowd are ready to walk out
As the curtains close
Goodbye to all we know
It's time to take the final bow
The crowd are ready to walk out
As the curtains close
Goodbye to all we know

I'll play the part, I'll learn the lines
I know exactly who to be
When it's all announced
I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend

Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit
Why can't it be this way?
Stage right, I enter then, I'm center, left I exit
Why can't it be this way?
When it's all announced
I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend

I'll play the part, I'll learn the lines
I know exactly who to be when it's all announced
I hope I get the role of your ex-girlfriend