Your proposal threw me for a loop - and I'm still spiraling down
Unfortunately for you I recall the then, in between, and now
So if you think it's hook, line, sinker
My dear friend you are wrong
And now you've become important enough to immortalize in a song
So tell me, what were you thinking
When you walked through the door?
Tell me, were you thinking
I would just roll over?
I'm thinking your proposition over
I'm reading in between the lines
I'm thinking your proposition over
Either way I'm getting screwed tonight
It doesn't seem like a fair fight
I am not going to move - an inch unless I get some benefits
And from my point of view, well - I'm not getting any
So if you think it's hook line sinker
My dear friend you are wrong
Because I always consider the facts
Before taking any action at all
So tell me, what were you thinking
When you walked through the door?
That I'd see a fictitious happy ending
For all of us girls?
Why'd you have to throw in a wrench?
Mess up our happiness?
There's nothing here that's seriously broken
Why'd you have to throw in a wrench?
Mess up my happiness?
Your expectations are nonsense
I thought your proposition over
Changes have to be made
But I'm not moving an inch
I don't see any benefits to that
It would end in my unhappiness
So your proposition's over
I've won the battle, not the war
And we're still on our tiptoes
We gotta start all over