Her parents were hippies
They were brainwashed in the 60's
She's a hippy cause she doesn't like to wash her feet
Hippies stink
Literally
Hippies stink
Why don't you take a shower
Why won't you get a job
Put down the bong and shave your armpits
Maybe she's got a soap allergy
Maybe she's too stoned to realize she smells like pee
Hippies stink
Literally
Hippies stink