I think my heart must just be slowing down
Among the human beings
In their designer jeans
Am I the only one who hears the screams
And the strangled crys of Lawyers In Love
God sends his spaceships to America, The Beautiful
They land at 6:00 and there we are, The Dutiful
Eating from TV trays, Tuned into Happy Days
Waiting for World War 3 while Jesus slaves
To the mating calls of Lawyers In Love
Oooo Shalala Oooo
Oooo Shalala Oooo
Oooo Shalala
Oooo Shalala
Last night I watched the news from Washington, The Capitol
The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them, like Russians do
Now we've got all this bloom, we needn't got the room
And I hear the USSR will be open soon
As vacation land for Lawyers In Love
Lawyers In Love
Oooo Shalala Oooo
Oooo Shalala Oooo
Oooo Shalala
Oooo Shalala
Lawyers In Love