Bruce Arntson - Coconut Tree Lyrics

Don't make me climb the coconut tree
that would be a catastrophe
i would not make it half way you see
i'm wearing the wrong kind of shoes
don't make me climb the coconut tree
i think i owe you an apology
but ask anyone who grew up with me
i'm not one to easily bruise
Don't make me climb!
no, don't make me climb!
don't make me climb!
these aren't my tree climbing shoes
“hey man, if i had known you were back, man
i wouldn't have worn my wingtips
look, there's no tread left on these, see?
look, you can't eat those coconuts anyway, man
monkeys have been up there
nash, put that down, put that down!”
Don't! don't push, man! don't make me climb!
no please don't make me climb!
no, don't make me climb!
these aren't my tree-climbing shoes
ah, don't make me climb!
no, don't make me climb!
don't make me climb!
these aren't my tree-climbing shoes!…wah!