Bruce Greaves - I Rock The Bulges Lyrics

When I was young wild and free
A belted dress fit perfectly
My tummy flat no need to hold
Those were the days or so I'm told

Now age has crept it's had its say
My waistline up and gone astray
Elastic now my closest friend
Buttons pop but it's on trend

I rock the bulges yes I do
Proudly flaunt my extra crew
No shame in curves that life has shown
The belt's retired love my own

Remembering the time I had
No panty lines no cellulite
Now photos crop unwelcome bits
But every inch's a story it fits

Mirror's honest says it loud
You've earned that squish be mighty proud
Laughter lines and all that jiggle
Just embrace it let's all giggle

I rock the bulges yes I do
Proudly flaunt my extra crew
No shame in curves that life has shown
The belt's retired love my own