Smoking in the bathroom trying to find my soul
Who even knows where it could go
Singing in the shower to illusions of grandeur
Who even knows how far this will go
Well I went out drinking in the pouring rain
God struck me down and I went insane
The doctors had to shock me in the cranium
I'm numb
But it was fun, fun, fun
Lace up my boots and put on my leather straightjacket
I'm a syndicated mogul of my own mean racket
A refined sense of danger
You'll see me in the paper
Front page, full face
Who knew I was your next door neighbor
Well I went out drinking in the pouring rain
God struck me down and I went insane
The doctors had to shock me in the cranium
I'm numb
But it was fun, fun, fun