Bryan Thomas Parker - Proxima B Lyrics

The first sign I caught was the time that I had lost
Scratched the back of my head
Couldnt figure out the cause, no
Doctor said it might be a mild psychosis
Best cured with a little hypnosis

When I came to the doctor said, "I hate to be the one to mention"
"Seems you've been the victim of an alien abduction"
Here we go

I was driving down south, Highway 83
When a big, bright light came and enveloped me
Next thing I knew I was suspended in the air
Wondering how the hell I'm getting down from here

When I came to the doctor said, "I hate to be the one to mention"
"Seems you've been the victim of an alien abduction"
Here we go

Next time I see them, promise I'll be more rude
That's what you should expect when you probe me with a rusty spoon
I tried to tell the policeman, but he wasn't listening
I tried to tell the judge, but she needed more convincing

When I came to the doctor said, "I hate to be the one to mention"
"Seems you've been the victim of an alien abduction"
Here we go