You're a lifeline that I couldn't use when I needed answers
And still, oh! just the thought of you was the opposite of cancer
You're a pen pal that has come to life right off the paper
And you made room service a delight; you made me safer
And I've never felt more at home than in Bandito Inn
The front desk service simply was a pain
But in the end the while was worth the wait
Hey bud I've got a screw loose for ya, yours for the taking
If home is where the heart is well I hope your vacant
I've never felt more at home than in Bandito Inn
Hell just for the sake of it I'll tell you what i'm wearing
A Hawaiian shirt with pineapples that's slowly tearing
But I've never felt more at home than in Bandito Inn
You're a joke that has been told just right
I ask you stupid questions I could've found online
You're the type cast macho man that I need in my life
A continental breakfast without the flies
I've never felt more at home than in Bandito Inn
No I've never felt more at home than in Bandito Inn