Buck Wrangler - I Kissed A Man Lyrics

Well, I was sittin' at the bar, feelin' mighty fine,
Had a couple shots of whiskey, maybe one too many limes,
When a fella slid right up and he gave me a grin,
Next thing I knew, his lips were on my chin!

I kissed a man, and it wasn't right,
His breath knocked me out like a barroom fight,
He tasted like the back end of a horse, don't ask me how I know,
I kissed a man, and Lord, I'm feelin' low.


He was prickly, not smooth, like my sweet lady Sue,
His beard was scratchin' up my face, like barbed wire on my shoe,
I pulled away, wiped my mouth real quick,
Thought, "How do the ladies put up with this?"


I kissed a man, and it wasn't right,
His breath knocked me out like a barroom fight,
He tasted like the back end of a horse, don't ask me how I know,
I kissed a man, and Lord, I'm feelin' low.


I'll never understand how women do what they do,
Puttin' up with whiskers and that funky ol' brew,
Give me a lady, soft and sweet,
Cause kissin' a man just knocked me off my feet!


So I grabbed my hat and I stumbled to the door,
Swearin' I'd never drink tequila no more,
And if I see that cowboy comin' my way,
I'll tip my hat and kindly say, "Not today!"

I kissed a man, and it wasn't right,
His breath knocked me out like a barroom fight,
He tasted like the back end of a horse, don't ask me how I know,
I kissed a man, and Lord, I'm feelin' low.


So ladies, I salute you, for all that you can stand,
But as for me, well... I kissed a man!
And I ain't goin' back... no, I ain't goin' back!