Well my sweet Darlin' she's a sight to behold
But Lord she's got a way of stealin' every show
She's got a voice like a banshee and a laugh that can stun
When she walks in a room man the circus has begun
She stands out like nipples in a summer breeze
You can't help but notice her no matter how you please
She's wild she's loud she's a sight you can't unsee
But I love her just the same she's the only one for me
She'll dance in the grocery aisle wearing neon pink boots
Singin' Elvis in the checkout while folks drop their fruits
She'll holler at the preacher "That sermon was a blast!"
Then tell the whole congregation about our night in the past
She stands out like nipples in a summer breeze
You can't help but notice her no matter how you please
She's wild she's loud she's a sight you can't unsee
But I love her just the same she's the only one for me
Yeah sometimes I cringe and sometimes I hide
But then she'll catch me smilin' and pull me to her side
She's got a heart that's golden under all that flair
And when she wraps me in her arms there's no place I'd rather be anywhere
So here's to my Darlin' she's my crazy ol' gal
She might embarrass me often but she's my best pal
She's the sun in my sky she's the love of my life
Even when she's flashin' her moves and causin' some strife
She stands out like nipples in a summer breeze
You can't help but notice her no matter how you please
She's wild she's loud she's a sight you can't unsee
But I love her just the same she's the only one for me
Yeah I love her just the same she's the only one for me
My nipples in a summer breeze