Well, my ex's got a screw or two loose,
Since we broke up, she's gave every excuse,
When we were together, she was never around,
Now she's everywhere, in every small town.
She's a psycho, don't you know,
Always there, like a bad TV show,
When we were together, she'd disappear,
But now I can't shake her, she's always near.
Saw her at the diner, saw her at the store,
Heck, she's even hangin' 'round my front door,
She pops up in places she shouldn't be,
Sometimes I think she's got a spare key!
She's a psycho, don't you know,
Always there, like a bad TV show,
When we were together, she'd disappear,
But now I can't shake her, she's always near.
She's in my rear view, she's in my dreams,
Heck, she's even in my momma's schemes,
I used to think I'd miss her care,
But now I'd pay good money for her to not be there!
I told her we're done, I told her to go,
But she's like a bad penny, always in tow,
Now I'm losing my mind, can't get no peace,
She's always around, like a never-ending lease.
She's a psycho, don't you know,
Always there, like a bad TV show,
When we were together, she'd disappear,
But now I can't shake her, she's always near.
She's a psycho, don't you know,
Always there, like a bad TV show,
When we were together, she'd disappear,
But now I can't shake her, she's always near.
She's a psycho, don't you know,
Always there, no matter where I go,
I thought I'd miss her, but it's clear,
I'd give anything just to get her outta here!