Labels her eggs, flosses in bed
Borrowed my sweater without asking
What the shit, she got ketchup on it
Kathy sucks, Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks, and I hate her guts
Irons her jeans, loves her capris
Only listens to the divas
On repeat for infinity
Kathy sucks, Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks, and I hate her guts
Do you believe in life after Kathy
I have to believe in life after Kathy
Poured animal blood right down my throat
And sucked out sections of my soul that
She tried to keep while I was asleep
Kathy sucks, Kathy sucks
What the f*ck, Kathy really sucks, Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks, Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks, and I hate her guts