Buffering the Vampire Slayer - The I in Team Lyrics

Professor Walsh, hey don't you reckon
If I could neutralize all your best guys in 28 seconds
Maybe I'm not just the Slayer you're stuck with -
Maybe I'm the Slayer that you shouldn't f*ck with
Come on

I thought it'd be fun to join the army
Or to be more specific, let the army join me
Go to work with my boyfriend, what could the harm be?
But I was mythtaken, unfortunately
Cause Maggie, you're an evil
*ahem*

Professor Walsh, I'm feeling insulted
You think 2 Cthulhu Swamp Monster Dudes are worthy opponents? (For me?!)
Honey I'm not just the Slayer you're stuck with -
Believe me I'm the Slayer that you shouldn't f*ck with
For sure

I thought it'd be fun to join the army
Or to be more specific, let the army join me
Go to work with my boyfriend, what could the harm be?
But I was mythtaken, unfortunately
Cause Maggie, you're an evil

Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death

I thought it'd be fun to join the army
But I was mythtaken, unfortunately
Cause Maggie, you're an evil

Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death