The Buffet Anxiety Project - Daves Used Cars Lyrics

What are you selling
Hello Steve, it's Dave he Says
What's your lowest price
I'm not interested in your barter

No interest in your advice
Well, let me tell you something, son
Ain't worth a thing to me
I'll take her for a quick blat round

And very soon you'll see
I'm solely here to bleed you dry
Relieve you of your runner
No one else will buy the girl

I'll only pay a oner
Hello Steve, it's dave he Says
I've got a real beaut
Well, it came in part exchange last week

It wants for nothing, youth
A little Smokey when it starts
It clears up quick, you'll see
Years of happy motoring

Three months M.O.T
Well, Steve, I'm only asking
I'm asking for a grand
Well he ripped my bloody arm of lad

Put a thousand in my hand
It's Dave's used cars
Dave's used cars
Dave's used cars

It wants for nothing
Dave's used cars
Well, it's Dave's used cars
Dave's used cars

Well, it's Dave's used cars
Dave's used cars
Dave's used cars
Dave's used cars

Dave's used cars
Well, it's Dave's used cars
Dave's used cars
Dave's used cars

Well, it's Dave's used cars
Well, it's Dave's used cars
Dave's used cars