I been thinkin' bout the laziness that really does exist
Among the people always claimin' that they actually give a shit
I could write em down and take em out but bitterness is bliss
For the procrastination rankings I'm da number one pick
Aye
Gettin' litty at the party got me stumblin
Tyson when I'm rhymin', sorry guys I been mumblin
Hungover as shit, don't know how the hell I'm functionin
Oh well, it's round two and now I'm f*ckin' drunk again
I'm at Harold's man, what da hell is new
John Daly, if you really gotta clue
Back table bro, I brought da whole crew
This the third or fourth time this week I skipped school
After school club'll get me in school detention
I'd pay a lotta money to get Channing Tatum's mentions
That's probably pretty easy, I'm sleazy but i'm messin
Besides my account would suffer from suspension
See I don't wanna get political
But the effort that I'm givin' usually minimal
For you to understand that part, is critical
Cuz when I'm tryin then you'll finally see the visuals
Alright I guess I'll give some effort here
I guess I'll try a lil bit
Ok, this the best effort
Follow me like a Shepard
Storm you can't weather
A swarm of people together
Influencing economics
You want to but can't stop it
I promise I'm tryna drop it
But this an important topic
Ok, can you listen
I'm tryna just make you focus
I don't even think you noticed
How I'm feeling f*cking hopeless
I ain't tryna dodge the topic over top or underneath
Oh well Mantel, scratch a sec, let me breathe
Woo
When da clock say Showtime
I'm tryna make a gold mine
A real fat snow line
As deadly as a coal mine
See I been going places
Deez bitches actin basic
I'm tired of da chasin'
I really f*ckin' hate it
If I could get da bacon
Off only being famous
Then I could buy em bracelets
And run around the bases
And maybe they would realize I'm creative
Runnin' thru the simulations and it's soundin' like a plan
I ain't a hundred I'm a thousand cuz my entrance always grand
You can sit da f*ck down, I'm something you can't stand
If you standin' let me know and raise a hand, damn
I'm at Harold's man, what da hell is new
John Daly, if you really gotta clue
Back table bro, I brought da whole crew
This the third or fourth time this week I skipped school
Absolute Animal
Awesome Ain't An Antonym
Actually Astounding enough
Could be da Acronym
Those were straight A's
I won't ever go to class again
It ain't like they need me
I'll just sit up in the back again
And write down these muhf*ckin' raps again
So go and tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend
And then the telephone message'll mess up by the end
They'll hear that dababy's da future while I'm da f*ckin' friend
Sheesh, I don't mean to look
You just hotter than bobby when he be tryna cook
Could be Flay or Logic, but neither of em shook
Bitch you going on babblin' like a f*ckin brook
Hoping minimal effort could make a mill
If I'm aiming I'm aiming to shoot to kill
High roller, no coaster but it's a thrill
Place bets for sweats and not bills
I'm at Harold's man, what da hell is new
John Daly, if you really gotta clue
Back table bro, I brought da whole crew
This the third or fourth time this week I skipped school