Buttlumps - KFC Song Lyrics

KFC is good for me
Gives me diabetes and it gives me herpes
I don't care if it's hard to pee
'Cause it's freaking KFC

KFC is good for me
Go there everyday for chicken and Pepsi
If I get hunted by PETA it doesn't bother me

'Cause it's freaking KFC, bitch
Bitch

Let's all go to KFC
We'll get mac and cheese and some green beans
If you go to Chick-fil-A, you disgust me
We all know KFC is king
Better than Burger King

I'd stop going there if I could
It's not my fault it's finger lickin' good
If you don't like it, say bye-bye
Because we'll beat you up until you cry

If you think your restaurant is better than us
You can shove a Subway sub up your butt
If you still hate us, that's OK
Because we all know that you are gay

KFC is king