Byrdie Wilson - Broadway Lyrics

The bride to be peed publicly so they booked her
Read her miranda rights in Miranda Lambert's bar
Bachelorettes smoking Marlboro Reds on a
Pedal tavern getting drunk as they can get
Find a stripper pole on the back of a John Deere Trailer
They may be dancing now but they'll be throwing up later

The homeless need money for hookers
And I need money for beer
They sing "Crazy" on the bar at Tootsies
The Opry stars still sneak in here
Bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out
Bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out
It's worth that 40 hour minimum wage
Its just another payday... Friday.... Broadway

The wanna be cowboys singing karaoke at Wannabes
And evidentially Dierks Bentley don't sing at Whiskey Row
Who knew that a place called Nudies
Not a single naked person kinda threw me
Kid Rock got kicked off the stage at his own bar
And Porter had howdy on the back of his guitar

The homeless need money for hookers
And I need money for beer
They sing "Crazy" on the bar at Tootsies
The Opry stars still sneak in here
Bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out
Bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out
It's worth that 40 hour minimum wage
It's just another payday... Friday.... Broadway

Holler and swaller, tip the band $100
Tin Roof, Whiskey Bent, Roberts, Rippy's, and then Ole Reds

The homeless need money for hookers
And I need money for beer
They sing "Crazy" on the bar at Tootsies
The Opry stars still sneak in here
Bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out
Bottoms up now chug down pass another bottle round, half past passed out
It's worth that 40 hour minimum wage
It's just another payday... Friday.... Broadway