In the quiet town where the flowers grow
Lives a granny who's the toughest you'll ever know
She bakes sweet pies and knits warm socks
But don't be fooled she's got a hidden box
Gangster Granny's got a gun
She's out for blood she's having fun
With a joint in hand and whiskey neat
She's gonna sweep you off your feet
She's got tattoos and a badass bike
Cruisin' the streets she's on a hike
Don't mess with her or you'll be sorry
She'll crack your skull make it gory
Gangster Granny's got a gun
She's out for blood she's having fun
With a joint in hand and whiskey neat
She's gonna sweep you off your feet
She's packing heat in her knitting bag
With grenades and cash she's quite the swag
She'll rob the bank then hit the club
Snort some coke give 'em a shove
Don't cross her path don't make her frown
She'll burn your house right to the ground
With her crooked smile and a wink of eye
She'll take your stash and say goodbye
Gangster Granny's got a gun
She's out for blood she's having fun
With a joint in hand and whiskey neat
She's gonna sweep you off your feet
So if you see her better run
Gangster Granny's out for fun
With her gun and her fiery zest
She's the queen of crime the very best
Gangster Granny's got a gun
She's out for blood she's having fun
With a joint in hand and whiskey neat
She's gonna sweep you off your feet
Gangster Granny's she's on the prowl
Watch your back or she'll take you down