ByteSide Records - Two Chicks, One Lip (feat. K-Dogg) [Hip-Hop Version] Lyrics

Woke up this morning, feelin' kind of wild
Hit the streets, swagger like a child
Sun's shining bright, not a care in the world
But there's a little something, got me kinda twirled

Oh, I got a bit of crap on my upper lip
From last night's two plus-sized chicks
Licked their buttholes, man, what a trip
Now folks on the street give me funny looks and tips

Had my fun, oh what a delight
But now I see, something ain't right
People staring, laughing out loud
I'm the morning's biggest, smelliest clown

Oh, I got a bit of crap on my upper lip
From last night's two plus-sized chicks
Licked their buttholes, man, what a trip
Now folks on the street give me funny looks and tips

I thought I was smooth, a real ladies' man
But now I'm the joke, all part of the plan
A walk of shame, with a stinky clue
Next time, baby wipes, I'll carry a few

Oh, I got a bit of crap on my upper lip
From last night's two plus-sized chicks
Licked their buttholes, man, what a trip
Now folks on the street give me funny looks and tips

So here's a lesson, for all you out there
Clean your face, show some self-care
Or you might end up, just like me
The town's dirty joke, for all to see

Oh, I got a bit of crap on my upper lip
From last night's two plus-sized chicks
Licked their buttholes, man, what a trip
Now folks on the street give me funny looks and tips

So here's a lesson, for all you out there
Clean your face, show some self-care
Or you might end up, just like me
The town's dirty joke, for all to see