Well I'm keeping it simple so you understand
I got some free advice for the common man
I got five ex wife's and I sunk three boats
I got six step children and a little hope
Well I own one boat that I had to buy twice
The second time I bought I from my third ex wife
Well her divorce lawyer held my money in hand
Well I'm keeping it simple so you understand
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Your better off paying those folks
If It fly f*cks or floats your better off renting no joke
If it fly's f*cks or Floats
My buddy Charlie wrote the book on the girl de-jour
He had the cutest little girls show up at the door
He said he gave him the money so they go away
Charlie got married and he had to pay
Two pint five million bucks
Well buddy that really sucks
If fly's f*cks or floats
Your better off paying those folks
If it fly's f*cks or floats your better of renting no joke
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Well I own one boat that I had to buy twice
The second time of bought it from my third ex wife
Well her divorce lawyer held my money in hand
Two point five million bucks
Well buddy that really sucks
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Your better of paying those folks
If fly's f*cks or floats your better off renting no joke
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Well I'm keeping it simple so you understand
I got some free advice for the common man
The Cages - Flies Flirts Floats Lyrics
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Well I'm keeping it simple so you understand
I got some free advice for the common man
I got five ex wife's and I sunk three boats
I got six step children and a little hope
Well I own one boat that I had to buy twice
The second time I bought I from my third ex wife
Well her divorce lawyer held my money in hand
Well I'm keeping it simple so you understand
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Your better off paying those folks
If It fly f*cks or floats your better off renting no joke
If it fly's f*cks or Floats
My buddy Charlie wrote the book on the girl de-jour
He had the cutest little girls show up at the door
He said he gave him the money so they go away
Charlie got married and he had to pay
Two pint five million bucks
Well buddy that really sucks
If fly's f*cks or floats
Your better off paying those folks
If it fly's f*cks or floats your better of renting no joke
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Well I own one boat that I had to buy twice
The second time of bought it from my third ex wife
Well her divorce lawyer held my money in hand
Two point five million bucks
Well buddy that really sucks
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Your better of paying those folks
If fly's f*cks or floats your better off renting no joke
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Well I'm keeping it simple so you understand
I got some free advice for the common man
I got some free advice for the common man
I got five ex wife's and I sunk three boats
I got six step children and a little hope
Well I own one boat that I had to buy twice
The second time I bought I from my third ex wife
Well her divorce lawyer held my money in hand
Well I'm keeping it simple so you understand
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Your better off paying those folks
If It fly f*cks or floats your better off renting no joke
If it fly's f*cks or Floats
My buddy Charlie wrote the book on the girl de-jour
He had the cutest little girls show up at the door
He said he gave him the money so they go away
Charlie got married and he had to pay
Two pint five million bucks
Well buddy that really sucks
If fly's f*cks or floats
Your better off paying those folks
If it fly's f*cks or floats your better of renting no joke
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Well I own one boat that I had to buy twice
The second time of bought it from my third ex wife
Well her divorce lawyer held my money in hand
Two point five million bucks
Well buddy that really sucks
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Your better of paying those folks
If fly's f*cks or floats your better off renting no joke
If it fly's f*cks or floats
Well I'm keeping it simple so you understand
I got some free advice for the common man
Writer: clayton cages
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