Call of Fartage - Mad Maneuvers Lyrics

It's a good thing that nowadays you can get
A cab or uber in a minute
All you need is a signal and a data plan
Whereever you are you gonna spin it
No need to holla at a taxi
Jump in it

Make way for the crew that is up to no good (No good)
The two that'll break your rosewood
Like no motherf*ckin else could
You redneck peckawood

Stupid jerk in your second childhood
Step aside it's my (Hallowed) neighborhood
Rip this page out my book man?
Do not act as if you could

Did you ever try to stay awake, sitting in a taxi
Being drunk, with your head falling down and your knees week
Did you ever try to make the driver talk to you about his fam'ly
And wonder why your lips bleed

Did you ever try to make it home, sitting on your bikey
Being drunk, with your head falling down and your knees week
Dreaming of a capricorn and then you're falling upside down, all asleep

Everyonce in a while i'm getting drunk as a skunk
And drunk driving is a no-go punk
So i make sure i call taxi
Relax and then see
The driver's gonna text me like
Let me know mutherf*cka
Where the f*ck you gonna go?
How you gonna pay?
Are you heading for a show?
I don't know where we rollin?
Will we see new mexico?
San Antonio, Dallas, Austin?
Where will we go?

Ain't no better ride than uber
Just make sure you're fastenend tight
Some drivers do mad maneuvers
Some make your worst trip feel alright