Erm, ma'am?
You got a gyat right there
Could you uhmm please show me your gyat?
What the f*ck did you say to me?
She jingled my bells and I fingered her pussy
F*cking all night santa's pussy gets itchy
I'm f*cking all day and I'm f*cking all night
Santa gets horny keeps me up at night
Comet, Vixen, Blitzen, and Dasher
They f*cking all night and they call it the passion
And I'm f*ckin' on f*ckin' on Ol' Saint Nick
Give me that cock, and I'll give you the lick
Last Christmas she edged me till I came
White Christmas was pledged for my name
I came in a bottle I gave it as a gift
She used it as soap, and gave her a face lift
F*cking on, f*cking on, f*cking on elves
They build my house, they build my shelves
Suck my penis, rub my bells
Eat my ass way too fast
Rudolph came in and he ate out my ass
My nose ain't a cherry but I sure came fast
I'm edging all day to Ol' Saint Nick
Then he came down the chimney, started sucking my dick
I'm holly and jolly, yeah I'm in the spirit
Making Mrs. Clause moan I know you can hear it
Frosty looking tasty, I f*cked and then dipped
It was a mistake, Jack Frost on my tip
I'm beating my meat on the christmas tree
Santa gave me his sack and he filled me with glee
I show him my booty and give him a twirl
Then I blast and I give him a chocolate sauce swirl
Its a jingle bell rock with my jingle bell cock
I'm as hard as a corn puff and hard as a rock
Up all night christmas eve and my bootyholes tight
If you wanna get in then there's gon' be a fight
I tweak off a bean and blast like a cannon
Show christmas time spirit by white garlin spamming
Big booty big booty big booty I blast
Broke both nuts now I got them stuck inside a cast
I'm suckin the dicks and I'm f*ckin the twinks
Stackin that cash and I'm boutta freak
All these tweakers these f*ckers don't own me
In reality they the ones blowin me
Stole yo ex hoe I'm boutta get blown
Suckin my North while I go down South
Shoot like a spider inside his mouth
Get out the house
Next thing you know you squeakin like a mouse
Hopping on it non-stop it's how I stay livin
Big dicks big thrills that's my mission
All these twinkle little stars
Sayin it's fire like my bars